So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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