no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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