you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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