I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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