I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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