I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You can't special order awesome
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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