my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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