yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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