New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize