I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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