he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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