Soap is not a condiment
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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