theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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