what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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