wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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