Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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