This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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