i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just high enough for therapy.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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