lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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