quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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