So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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