i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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