so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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