Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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