I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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