so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We have started to decorate penises.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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