that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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