i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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