her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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