So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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