Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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