omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
There r osticjed everywhere
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
