Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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