He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
the raccoons are back...
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