what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
