The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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