you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
