My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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