This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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