She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
