Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
