This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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