i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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