Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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