Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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