I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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