DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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