Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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