i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
