You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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