i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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