We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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