Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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