bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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